The Zoeverse
Lost At Sea is part 5 and the end of my series of posts on my cruise to nowhere. Read Part 1 here: Cruisenecks And read Part 2 here: Cannibal Isles And read Part 3 here: The Doldrums Lastly, please read Part 4 here: Cruise Ships Turned Away From Ports BANG! It sounds like an explosion. It rocks Read More
I didn’t ever think I’d be the subject of hot BBW erotica because I’m not a BBW. I used to be, though. When I was 18, I lost a third of my bodyweight. Now I’m just normal weight, which on my small frame puts me solidly into the “thick” category, but not a hot BBW. Read More
Cruise Ships Turned Away From Ports is part 4 of an ongoing series on my cruise to nowhere. Read Part 1 here: Cruisenecks And read Part 2 here: Cannibal Isles And read Part 3 here: The Doldrums This time, much of the ship knows that we are not, in fact, heading back to Fiji. Not only have Read More
It is of course The Mad Scientist who walks me through DMT extraction. But he doesn’t actually walk me through. He creates a set of step-by-step instructions. The Mad Scientist was always very good at step-by-step instructions, both following them and giving them. So good, perhaps, that he bordered on overconfidence. In all the years Read More
This story of the doldrums is part 3 of an ongoing series on my cruise to nowhere. See Part 1 here: Cruisenecks See Part 2 here: Cannibal Isles Sea travel is slow. In this day and age, the idea of reaching a destination over a course of days is very rare. It’s a rhythm that takes Read More
I have now taken far more than eighteen Covid tests, but these were the first eighteen African Covid tests I took. All of them for travel in Africa, though the first one wasn’t technically taken in Africa. Boulder, Colorado. Drive-Through. My first of MANY Covid-19 PCR tests. I think these photos are barely legal, as Read More
There was a time when an OKCupid date was guaranteed, and when OKCupid functioned as the best dating site on the internet. It had a good run, that site. Eventually they modeled it after Tinder more and more and it devolved to the point where it’s no longer possible to make a good connection. There Read More
I thought I’d already had Colorado’s best dabs until I found myself wandering off of a cruise ship onto an airplane onto another airplane and deposited in Boulder, Colorado. After a good night’s sleep, my phone tells me that lockdown has begun. After two weeks of unprofessional dabbing of Colorado’s best dabs, working, and getting Read More
This story of cannibal islands and the kava circle is part 2 of an ongoing series on my cruise to nowhere. See Part 1 here: Cruisenecks A few days at sea take us away from Australia into the open ocean and the cannibal islands. It is beautiful. I visit it as often as I can. Read More
Long before South African cannabis has a chance to change my mind about Africa: South Africa itself immediately shatters my concept of Africa on landing. I’ve already been to almost a fifth of Africa and the airport alone shows me that I have no concept of what Africa is or can be. I arrive in Read More