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Kratom: You Mean Water Pipe 3

I get into the rhythm quickly. Selling product, polishing bongs, dusting shelves, checking ID’s, keeping an eye on people. I sell other vaporizers, but not yet a Volcano. It is summertime and things are slow because all the students have gone home, unless unlucky enough to be stuck here for summer school. I like this Read More

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No B Words: You Mean Water Pipe 2

You Mean Water Pipe is an excerpt from my book Down and Out in California. Head Shop Job: You Mean Water Pipe 1 My first day of work at Headz they stick me with Crystal, a short, slim redhead with terrible posture who can’t seem to meet my eyes. So far I get the feeling Read More

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Head Shop Job: You Mean Water Pipe 1

Trying to explain an early millennium California head shop job to an alien: Well, it’s a store that only people eighteen years or older can go into that sells paraphernalia for an illegal drug. Well, the drug isn’t really a drug, it’s a plant that grows like a weed that gets people high. Also, it’s Read More

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Schoolgirl Roleplay and Drunken Blackout

Only once have I done a schoolgirl roleplay, and only once blacked out from too much alcohol, and even then I’m not sure it qualifies as a true drunken blackout. The schoolgirl roleplay and the drunken blackout are connected, but thankfully did not happen on the same day. My brief friend and later not-friend G Read More

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Favorite Lover

He’s my Favorite Lover because of the way his confidence kicked in that day he made me come with his mouth for the first time.  Massaging my outer lips in different patterns. Fingers of his left hand go up whilst the right ones go down. Pulling my clit into different shapes underneath his tongue. Relentlessly Read More

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Burning Man 2000: Weather, Mr. T, and MSG

Burning Man 2000 is my third Burning Man. My tale of Burning Man 2000 is thankfully not on the same theme as the first two. It is not ONLY about being woefully unprepared. I was somewhat prepared, this time, it being my third time. This time, I’m ready to be there for a week and Read More

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Drama, Romance, and Mexican Ditch Weed in Puebla

The first time I smoked Mexican ditch weed in Mexico itself was in Puebla, Mexico. It was probably the ugliest thing I saw in Puebla other than this toilet. Pretty much everything else I saw in Puebla was stunningly gorgeous. Jaw-dropping. Colorful. Beautiful. Historic. Fun. Crazy. Warm. My host is a mountaineer at heart, and Read More

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Being the Other Woman – Does it Count as D/s?

What does being the Other Woman have to do with D/s? I am vanilla. Just through and through to the core. Power dynamics are a lot of fun, but the moment they feel contrived I lose interest. All BDSM feels contrived to me.  That said, I’m involved in a relationship that has strong D/s elements Read More

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Digital Nomad Lifestyle: Places I Have Taken Meetings for Work

One of the more jarring parts of the digital nomad lifestyle is taking meetings in USAmerica while being in someplace that is very much not USAmerica.  I like to immerse myself in the places I visit. Work is one of the things that keeps me rooted to USAmerica, because even though I work with a Read More