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Real Viagra Stories

Fair warning: my real Viagra stories are mostly funny, not sexy, though of course there is sex involved in some of them. My real Viagra stories start with the admission that I have no REAL Viagra stories. The stories are all about sildenafil, in a rainbow of other forms, but none of them that holy Read More

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How to Have Multiple Orgasms: Makeup Sex 2

“Really inspired by our final conversations last night. Really really want to fuck you as soon as I am back. I am hoping to see Zoe five orgasms face. If that fits with schedule.” This text comes through to me while I am working, and he is out. I jump at the chance. Our first Read More

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When He Doesn’t Come Home

When he doesn’t come home the long arm of the law is my first thought.  Men get put in cages. I love men.  Jail, prison, or detention may be my first thought but it doesn’t mean that I stay there. I vacillate between that and the worst of thoughts. That he has died and no Read More

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Crack House Stories and Dangerous Fuckers: A Guest Post by my Favo(u)rite Lover

I feel like I have less and less than a little introduction most days. Zoe calls me her favourite which she spells “favorite”. She tells me I would save bandwidth and data expenses and time if I left out the little letters which Europeans still use. I remind her that the metric system is better.  Read More

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Makeup Sex

Makeup sex with my Favorite Lover.  And Zoe saw all that she had made. And it was good. We fight viciously. Two fragile, delicate souls so desperately in love. It starts with me making some offhand remark, not thinking about how it will feel for him to hear it. His retaliations are extreme. He goes Read More

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My Volcano Day: You Mean Water Pipe 5

I enjoy selling to the drug dealers. Some of these are obvious, they are clean cut and inconspicuous, and have come in to buy a very expensive and accurate scale with cash while wearing white cotton gloves so as not to leave their fingerprints anywhere. Some of these are dead obvious in the other direction, Read More

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Salvia and Spice: You Mean Water Pipe 4

We also sell salvia divinorum, a psychedelic mint, which draws in the psychonaut crowd. We sell the leaf in 1X and 5X strengths, and have a liquid tincture.  I have to immediately remind people who come into the store looking for salvia that they cannot talk about illegal drugs in the store, as they always Read More

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The Zoeverse Digest Two

The Zoeverse lives! Congratulations me! I’ve made it to 200 posts! You can count on me for two posts/week to The Zoeverse, usually on Mondays and Fridays.  My writing is sparse and there’s nothing to tie it all together other than your personal exploration of The Zoeverse. As a curation gift to that process, here’s Read More