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Best Friend’s Wedding: Best Man with Benefits

Best Man with benefits? Yup. Did that. Oh call me an asshole for fucking the best man at my best friend’s wedding, but he was an underwater welder, for fuck’s sake. Come on.  Ex-junkie, done time, hard as fuck, street savant. And kind of a drunk. Oy. Me and the alcoholics. It all starts at Read More

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What Unrequited Love

What unrequited love… Part 3 of 3. Part 1 is here. Part 2 is here. and I’m angry. I’m angry at you for painting me as an addict craving “The Mirror Effect”. That’s fucked up. I love you. Authentically, not just for the pleasure you bring me. I have a host of realistic, difficult, painful, deep Read More

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Oversharing Red Flag

The very definition of an oversharing red flag: Part 2 of 3. Part 1 is here. I am going to try out a new yoga class today (Saturday, July 2) at 2:30. Hope I like it. I don’t like this process. Lifestyle repair. 🙂 Speaking of repair – my nails are still holding up. Not Read More

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How Not To Overshare

How not to overshare? Write it all down and don’t send it. Part 1 of 3: The dog ate my homework. Actually he ruined 4th of July. Actually he’s not a dog. I’m astounded with him sometimes. I had a big blowout with him tonight (July 1st) where I just pointed psychic Zoe at him Read More

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Missed Connections

Missed connections. The lid of the Dunkin Donuts coffee cup that I’m using to drown out the sensitivity that you awoke in me smells of cheap perfume.  I think of your smell… which I only noticed right before I left. You wanted photos together and I should have shied away. I should have burst into Read More

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Schoolgirl Roleplay and Drunken Blackout

Only once have I done a schoolgirl roleplay, and only once blacked out from too much alcohol, and even then I’m not sure it qualifies as a true drunken blackout. The schoolgirl roleplay and the drunken blackout are connected, but thankfully did not happen on the same day. My brief friend and later not-friend G Read More

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Roommate Sex

This is a post about roommate sex, but not about roommate sex I had with my roommate. In fact, I never have had sex with any roommates I’ve had. Yet. I have, however, had sex with two pairs of different roommates before. Which, in case this title made you too horny to do basic math, Read More

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Revenge Porn

Drunk and plotting revenge porn. As one does.  Rejected by Mirror. Not only rejected, avoided. Doesn’t even want to be my friend. Fine then.  Not sure why damaging myself is the solution to getting rejected, but it does seem that getting piss drunk is often my recourse when someone says no. Good thing almost no Read More

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OKCupid Date: Dabs and Fucking

There was a time when an OKCupid date was guaranteed, and when OKCupid functioned as the best dating site on the internet. It had a good run, that site. Eventually they modeled it after Tinder more and more and it devolved to the point where it’s no longer possible to make a good connection.  There Read More

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High School Reunion Hookup Stories: Coming With My Head On The Tracks

I’m definitely thinking about high school reunion hookup stories. It’s about 2002 and I’m near the end of 25 years of age. My high school skwod was tight and it’s not been long enough that we have stopped regularly seeing each other. This high school reunion is a chance to all clique up and travel Read More