The ZoeverseUSAmerican lovers – the lovers I have from or in the USA. I have been to every American State. Most more than once. USAmerican lovers are hot. After all, most porn comes from the US… I came of age sexually with men from the United States, so every once in a while I need a good American fuck.
It’s strange, how I relate to my own culture. I’ve spent a while now Losing my Religion, and yet at the same time being a nomad outside the United States has made me more American than ever. I’ve never been particularly stereotypically American, and yet I think I embody USAmerican culture distilled.
When I meet USAmericans abroad I tend to either cringe or cling. They’re either awful, loud and embarrassing or like an unrepressed, free-flowing oasis after a dehydrated desert ride.
It certainly is easy with a lover to get to greater heights and deeper depths when you have a large shared frame of reference like a language, or a culture, or an upbringing.
I think there is something beautiful and naive in USAmericans. We are indeed a country full of people with heritages from other countries, and the dream of the melting pot is one that, in the places it is realized, is truly beautiful.
But there is a thread of freedom and violence and innocence that runs through us all, and that makes up the culture I point to as USAmerican. It translates to the bedroom. USAmerican boys are often not the most gentle lovers.
This is a post about roommate sex, but not about roommate sex I had with my roommate. In fact, I never have had sex with any roommates I’ve had. Yet. I have, however, had sex with two pairs of different roommates before. Which, in case this title made you too horny to do basic math, Read More
Drunk and plotting revenge porn. As one does. Rejected by Mirror. Not only rejected, avoided. Doesn’t even want to be my friend. Fine then. Not sure why damaging myself is the solution to getting rejected, but it does seem that getting piss drunk is often my recourse when someone says no. Good thing almost no Read More
There was a time when an OKCupid date was guaranteed, and when OKCupid functioned as the best dating site on the internet. It had a good run, that site. Eventually they modeled it after Tinder more and more and it devolved to the point where it’s no longer possible to make a good connection. There Read More
I’m definitely thinking about high school reunion hookup stories. It’s about 2002 and I’m near the end of 25 years of age. My high school skwod was tight and it’s not been long enough that we have stopped regularly seeing each other. This high school reunion is a chance to all clique up and travel Read More
Dating site stories provide me some amusement when I’m in my hometown, again, bored, again. Scroll through the meager pickings. Frown. My hometown is so horrifyingly small that I know many of the people who are on the site. I realize, sadly, that they also can see me in the area, and know that means Read More
He is handsome and wholesome, and is withholding sex. He waits. Isn’t ready. Wholesome Clark needs to be comfortable. His denial gets me so hot. We go on chaste dates. Hold hands while walking by the lake. At dinner with his brother and girlfriend, he’ll play footsie with me under the table. Always innocent, never Read More
He doesn’t know I’m watching him, yet. Thinking of garden sex. His back to me in the garden. He’s wearing work gloves, baseball cap, jeans and a faded t-shirt. Brownish grey curls sticking out of the back of the cap. The Plant Whisperer is doing what he does – he’s examining the plants, surveying what Read More
“I’m still in love with Mirror.” It’s never just sex. I’m surprised how easy it is to say it, this time. How much of me I can own it with. “I don’t think anything has changed, really, I’ve been in love with Mirror since I started connecting with him a decade ago. What’s surprising is Read More
Yes this is a true sex story and yes I was 19 when it happened. It was consensual and fun and it’s a great memory. These are sexy stories for women, not pussies. If you don’t like the age thing or older men pressuring younger women for sex then don’t read it. I answer the Read More
It’ll probably surprise you that I’ve only worn a strap-on dildo once in my life. I’ve also only received anal once in my life. Balance and moderation. I’ve never been sure about my gender for too long, but I know I love men, and I love being fucked. Fucking, on the other hand, as in Read More