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Johnny the Cheesemonger (Free Dirty Story)

Johnny the Cheesemonger is literally a cheesemonger. He mongs cheese. He’s also a cheesemonger in the sort of 1980’s way of saying that someone is not performing according to expectations, in other words, lame. But here’s a free dirty story about him anyway. I meet him on a dating site. He’s a small town East Read More