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Delivering Cigarettes to a Hospital Bed: Driver #69, Part 3

Driving for a Living: Driver #69, Part 2 is an excerpt from my first book, Down and Out in California that covers my time as a driver messenger. To see Part 1 of my driver messenger stories, go here: Party on the Freeway To see Part 2 of my driver messenger stories, go here: Driving For a Living Still a driver Read More

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Driving for a Living: Driver #69, Part 2

Driving for a Living: Driver #69, Part 2 is an excerpt from my first book, Down and Out in California that covers my time as a driver messenger. To see Part 1 of my driver messenger stories, go here: Party on the Freeway One time I deliver to A Band Apart studios, up some elevator in the Read More

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Party on the Freeway: Driver #69, Part 1

Party on the Freeway: Driver #69, Part 1 is an excerpt from my first book, Down and Out in California. The criteria I use to choose jobs becomes fixed into those that have no supervision and some control over a schedule. The last thing I want is to show up at an office at a time Read More

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The Slave Quarters of Uschi Obermaier

I do not know who Uschi Obermaier is when I visit various guest houses in Topanga. I’m just looking for a place to live and Topanga seems reasonable, other than the considerable fire risk. Topanga is located about 20 minutes drive north of Venice/Santa Monica in Los Angeles. Many people refer to it as “Topanga Read More

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I Do Windows: Part 1 (Excerpt from my book)

“I Do Windows” is an excerpt from my book, Down and Out in California. While driving me to my first day on the job, The Landlady says she has many reasons for hiring me and paying me fifteen dollars an hour when the average crew member, her words, makes nine dollars an hour. The first reason Read More

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Wholesome Clark Withholding Sex

He is handsome and wholesome, and is withholding sex. He waits. Isn’t ready. Wholesome Clark needs to be comfortable. His denial gets me so hot.  We go on chaste dates. Hold hands while walking by the lake. At dinner with his brother and girlfriend, he’ll play footsie with me under the table. Always innocent, never Read More

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San Pedro

“San Pedro” is an excerpt from my first book, Down and Out in California. It’s four in the morning on Hollywood Boulevard. I’m carrying three knives: a serrated bread knife, a meat cleaver, and a small, sharp kitchen knife. I’ve sloppily wrapped these and a roll of duct tape in a couple issues of the Los Read More

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Venice California

Things I will miss about Venice, California: The Pacific Ocean; my great roommates and their superheroic feats; Bellissimo Venice (high-end foodie organicy convenience store/deli/coffee less than a block from me); walking to the gym for training with JS and yoga with F; the most weed stores in the closest proximity of anywhere on the planet Read More

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Dating Russian Men

It’s a party night in Los Angeles, and the last thing on my mind is dating Russian men or a Russian lover. It’s international and integrated, as many Los Angeles parties are. And there’s my Chinese American friend and some Siberian couchsurfer and a Mexican and then two space scientists from Austria and Russia. The Read More

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Hot Sex I Didn’t Have: $599 Male Prostitute

Hot sex I didn’t have. Hot sex I might have desperately wanted, but still didn’t have. My tales on this today fall into the category of things that sounded like a brilliant and hot idea at the time, but that my body and gut just could not go along with.  There are certainly other things Read More